My humor is burnt.
Sorry if you can't read it, I shrunk it for dA purposes cause it was hugemongus.
Here's what it says:
Do environmental Science vocab so you can sleep through the class they actually DO it in.
Practice the stupid time chart for financial math.
Burn the paper you practiced on for financial math. Dance around the flame.
Shave your head bald. You won't miss the morning humidity friz.
Get woman undershirts so you can stop looking retarded with those extra 5 inches of sleeves hanging out.
Get a license. Get a job. Get a car.
Get a life. (?)
Stop sharing a locker with Meg and go look for yours.
Read the goddamn Twilight book that's been sitting in your booksack for a week.
Read Silas Marner even though it bores the shit out of you.
Finish that 350 word essay due tomorrow that you haven't even started on.
Give blood Wednesday, don't scream and faint like you really want to.
We're watching a volcano movie tomorrow.
Don't fall asleep.
Do not laugh at Homo Erectus in class tomorrow.
Lol. That's the biggest artist comment thing I've ever done.
Anyway, that really is me and.. I'm putting this in the cover of my white binder. 8D
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